jail

jail
1. (jail) (1035↑, 218↓)
School.

I have to go to Jail for five days a week.

2. (jail) (385↑, 27↓)
being confined to a certain area that usually smells like the combo of piss, shit, feet, ass, nuts, body odor, lysol, and mildew for a preset or indefinite amount of time. Characteristics include a 64 sq ft room with a sliding door that contains several iron bars that is opened remotely. The room also contains a stainless [shitter](def \#2) that hasn't been cleaned since 1989 and a bed that probably has been urinated over and jacked off on 1000s of times. (so I've heard) also [clink], [iron city], [lockdown], [tank], and [bighouse]

We went on a jail tour last week, and from what I saw it's not my kind of place.

3. (jail) (216↑, 42↓)
A place where crips, bloods, and Pachucos are as happy as clams, but where crooked businessmen are nervous and should never bend over.

Ken Lay belongs in jail with a few hundred greasy slime balls.

Author: The Wog Whomper http://jail.urbanup.com/1236762
4. (jail) (211↑, 85↓)
-The house of the rapes. -The raping world. -Faggot maker.

Welcome to jail, Prisoner: Take off ur pants son. Bitch: Wtf? Prisoner: Oh ya, Who's yo daddy Bitch: AAAHHHHHH\!\!\!\! In another cell: Tap that ass\!\!\! GoGoGo

Author: fuck everybody else http://jail.urbanup.com/1248061
5. (jail) (131↑, 29↓)
1.A place for the confinement of persons in lawful detention, especially persons awaiting trial under local jurisdiction. 2.Detention in a jail

jail sucks

6. (jail) (77↑, 15↓)
1. the place where criminals are confined 2. the place where all you do is [toss the salad] 3. The place where you'll be grateful when someone kills you with an icepick that's made out of a sharpened tooth brush.

1. Lock his ass up\! Put him in Jail\! 2. Nighty night\! Keep your bung hole tight\! 3. Let me out of this hell hole\!

Author: Farenheights http://jail.urbanup.com/857909
7. (jail) (105↑, 53↓)
the gay's paradise.

Johnny went to jail and when he got out he was walking like a pregnat girl.

Author: fuck everybody else http://jail.urbanup.com/1248075
8. (Jail) (56↑, 13↓)
[Slavery] of the 21st century in the United States. Major corporations would rather invest in building more prisons than education and/or employing more people with health benefits.

Oh, let me go buy some thongs so I can support their Secret mission in building more jails.

Author: Picking a Name Is Hard http://jail.urbanup.com/2497729
9. (jail) (46↑, 7↓)
A government owned facility that claims to either correct or teach wronged or uneducated individuals but in reality is a front that generates income for the state.

County Jail, State Prison, High school, College

10. (jail) (45↑, 13↓)
While incarcerated it refers solitary confinement. (´the hole´)

"after the shake down, the guards took him to jail"

11. (JaIl) (48↑, 24↓)
A place where they lock up people longer then they should be for sumthin not even that bad..................

His ass is in JaIl cuz he broke probation and ya know what? I actually miss him...................

12. (jail) (42↑, 20↓)
A place that makes your ass hurt.

People get buttfucked alot in jail.

Author: Michael of SoCal http://jail.urbanup.com/2272336
13. (Jail) (18↑, 3↓)
A naughty room for naughty adults.

The cops said I've been misbehaving, so they sent my ass to jail :'(

Author: Firelovesugar http://jail.urbanup.com/5708503
14. (Jail) (26↑, 12↓)
The place where your ass hole gets bigger and bigger by each day that passes.

While having to serve 2 years in jail, Joe's hole got wider and wider by 3 centimeters per month.

15. (Jail) (17↑, 4↓)
Timeout for adults.

Guy: Damn, I remember when I got timeouts in [preschool], jail is just the same.

16. (jail) (34↑, 25↓)
a place where you shouldn't drop the soap and give the bully your fruit cocktail.

Let me have your fruit cocktail. Don't drop the soap\!\!\!

17. (Jail) (7↑, 4↓)
Rape

I'm not going to f***ing jail.

Author: Foamy Hamtaro http://jail.urbanup.com/5452169
18. (Jail) (14↑, 17↓)
Where Abdi is.

SOISOISOISOISOISOIJailSOISOI

19. (jail) (47↑, 49↓)
a word that rhymes with rape.

in jail your gonna get raped.

20. (jail) (50↑, 52↓)
the gayest place ever that faggot pigs put bad ass people that do what they want

that butt fucking fag pig got all his faggot pig fuck buddys and ganged up on me and put me in jail cuz the cops suck COCK AND LOVE IT

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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